S37E01 – What’s Your Dog’s Name?
This post is an archive from a post I made on Survivor Sucks.
I’ll tell you something, that was one of the best premieres in a while, and we didn’t even have no torch stuffed! Promising season with no hot women around and A FREAKING OCTOPUS! This is David vs Goliath! And here are the first GIFs! Enjoy!
Episode 1 – What’s Your Dog’s Name?
Starting this with CEO Cunt Mami giving zero fucks about the other Tribe
OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ON SURVIVOR ***while in a boat, in front of Jeff***
A day in and we got a pregnant lady, or maybe she just needs to take a shit
Why does he always looks like he’s in a porn movie?
When someone doesn’t say “bless you”
When Jeff puts a close friend on the show
Lyrsa sliding into the cowgirl’s DM like
Who wants to be daddy’s sheep?
Life imitates art
Cheers to never winning Survivor EVER
Where are this man’s teeth? I’m calling the police
Pumped screamer cowgirl “YAAAAAAAAAY”
What if the nun got a Jesus baby?
When the sob stories come up
You starting this or what, Jiffy?
A blerd?
Jeff checking that ass
When was the last time we had a true bitch on the show? I like Angelina!
I’m legitimately scared
Rubbin daddy’s leg
They were pretty badass on the challenge
Mike has butthole eyes
Fucking witch
That is one ugly couple, but I guess Jenna and Sebastian will always exist in our memories
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If the word “cringe” was a GIF
Wrong season, Pat, wrong season
How disappointing was it when he told his story and it wasn’t about being a serial killer?
Former fatty former fatty former fatty
É na sola da bota, é na palma da mão
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A woman got her needs!
This one spent the entire episode crying
I’m a dog I’m a flirt
Yeah, I know.
All that man did in the episode was that fall
Remember that one time they forgot to paint the Immunity Idol?
So is this supposed to be the good looking youngster of this season? No wonder Spillman got fired
Hello.
I can’t believe they actually made fun of how much he talks
You can hear her scream through the GIF YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Lady, your glasses are LOOSE! All the fucking time doing that.
A hair comparison
Kara has a very…distracting mouth
How lame is it when Jeff does this from a boat?
Docta Alison already making women her bitches
The lesbian game is strong this season
When he gives you this look ?
Alec and the machete, a relationship
Mayor of Crytown
CEO Cunt DRAGGED
What is Mike gonna do when he’s at pre-merge Ponderosa with a black market wi-fi?
Seriously. The mouth.
His dog’s name is Patricia
Apparently the jawdrop comes with the name Alec
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Calling all wrestling gods
Goliath vs David
Jonnhy IMPACT has no mercy
Is he acting? I think he came out of a sitcom
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Claire Danes in a cowboy hat
The body language though
Poor Davids 🙁 they have the winner on their Tribe
I hope she stays a long time so she can annoy people to death
I don’t think so, Alison
A FREAKING OCTOPUS!
If you say so
That was painful to watch
Ok, ok, OKAY. We will go with just Johnny.
When production calls you behind the cameras, you go to production
Cowgirl does it raw
I will have nightmares
Unluckiest man in the history of this show
I’m loving this
Lyrsa looks like she’s a character from Orange Is The New Black
Carl, The Faller
He’s done with someone
You can’t say he didn’t offer!
Next time on…Survivor: What the hell is a napalm?
That is it for now. Make sure to check it out next week!
